Today in the Episcopal Church (motto: "We have cool feast days") is the Feast of St. Wulfstan. If I were in Holywood, I would feel the need to make this into a movie. Or at least a preview for a movie.
[Black Screen, Cue Gothic string music]
[A flash of night-time lightning illuminates a distant hill]
[White text:] From the makers of Primates of the Carribean
[Lightning flashes again with distant thunder, hill is closer, Worcester Cathedral is barely illuminated]
[text:] Comes the legend . . . [note the dramatic elipsis]
[Lightning flashes again with violent thunder crack, close-up on cathedral in the rain, there is a full moon in this shot. Why it didn't show up in the others, I don't know]
[text:] of Wulfstan.
[Interior, rectory, night]
CLERIC: The Lord be with you.
WULFSTAN: And also with Yowooooooooooooooooooooooo! [throws back head, camera pulls back quickly]
[large text:] The Werebishop
[smaller text:] Coming on the feast of the Transfiguration
August 6, 2005
©MMV Domestic and Foreign Movie Society
Do you get it? It opens on the feast of the Transfiguration because he's a Werebishop! He's transfigured. Or something.
Man, I've gotta see that movie.
Labels: film
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